Mayhem in October

All that gerrymandering
And this is what you get
Republicans in the House
Americans will regret.

True leadership
Requires a delicate balance
But with these schmoes
They lack the talents.
#GuffawInspiring

When Fairy Tales and Almost Reality Meet

Recently the Wizard of Oz
Was seen taking a class on Lamaze
For he wanted to be a good dad
Yet that thought made him sad
Be-coz, be-coz, be-coz, be-coz, be-coz.
#TheCowardlyLionWasAlsoCryin