Raise My Taxes --- PLEASE!

The purpose of the post title is to:

(A) Make a plea that we need to bring back borscht belt humor.

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(B) Let a test happy instructor write yet one more multiple choice question.
(C) Poke some fun at the questionable ethics in the underlying assumption behind the Tea Party, to wit: You can define down a citizen's social obligation solely through his willingness to pay for government spending in advance of any consideration of social need.
(D) Establish a pre-2012 Congressional election rallying cry for Democratic supporters - easy to remember and with a clear purpose. In this campaign voters will give to support the candidates of their choice in the amounts that in future years they are willing to have their taxes increased to help restore long run fiscal stability in the Federal Budget.
(E) All of the above.